My desk

Give me one person that has not fallen a victim of sleep in public places.............waiting for those hands o! None i want to believe. In meetings, sessions, church service, gisting with mummy or at your desk!

There was this one time i almost fell off my desk because i was sleeping...not just sleeping but dreaming (i bet i snored a little too). I and my chair was close to the ground when i woke up. I mean, what kind of excuse does one give for that kind of behavior (i wanted to pick something from the ground :) )

I used to have a picture of my boss sleeping with her mouth open....this was around 1.30pm. Sure her winch made me loose that phone.

Some people take coffee, some take a walk, some just give in and decide to dose a while(bad choice) but I.......I just take a walk to the rest room, use some air freshener, close the seat and you can imagine the rest.

I can't come and kill myself bo!

The event

Have you ever attended any occassion and you feel under/over dressed? Or you want to go out and you realise you don't have the right outfit for that occassion, whereas prior to now, you have prided yourself in your wardrobe, but now its quite glaring there's nothing  to be proud about in it.

Imagine a timid, indoor kind of girl gets the opportunity to attend an award, say 'The Headies' ....now a problem because you've gone through every magazine even google to find a perfect outfit....Jeez, its a demanding task especially when you pride yourself in your looks, who doesn't?

Or you have to hang out with the girls, now a different ball game. Beach or mall? Movies or bawling? Lunch or jet skiing? or just drinks at a bar? All different outfits :) A womans world....plenty wahala!

Advise....when you shop, create a list:

1. Coporate wears

2. Casual wears - dress down fridays

3. Casuals (I guess this is where the jeans and tank top falls)

4. Evening wears

5. Party clothes (define if it's the  proper owambe or birthdays and the likes)

6. Church clothes

7. Travel clothes

Sure there's a whole lot to add but you fill them in the comments sect.

Remember you need matching shoes too....oga gan oo!!

Men go through this too....you say no? Ask Denrele

Devils mission.....

Sit down to think....what actual value does movies add to our lives?

We spend between 40 mins - 3 hours (even more when watching a series)...we cry, laugh, get pissed when its a really dumb movie and you had to pay 1,500 to watch it, chei!

I'm a movie lover but many times i ask myself, what pleasure do i derive from them. Whats the ultimate goal i tend to achieve? Especially with all this Illuminati and free mason promotion going on this days.

The devil carefully slips into our lives with our eyes wide open. Try to link this.......kal'el's (superman) arrival on earth with the angels sent out of heaven or you can read up on Ben10 and the associated aliens (catching the children young isn't he). Many of the demons in movies and cartoons have names linked with demons mentioned in the bible.

Are you familiar with the symbols of Illuminati? Check out the Olympics grand closing.....


 

He's getting to people through fashion, music....you can read the link below, i found it captivating.
http://beginningandend.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-kanye-west-illuminati-superstar/

Whatever we do, lets just remember that the devils mission is to kill, steal and destroy and he wont come down in flames with fumes in his mouth and horns to do this.....he is corny and is already having his way.

Watch and pray!

I had a dream

I was on my way home from a day out with my dear friends, some of us were drunk silly but i was the captain in my ride plus the driver ofcourse, it had been an eventful day.

We had gone bowling, watched a movie, ate good thai food and boat skiing....it was a day to remember. On the same day, i had a fight with my boyfriend about him been impassionate and forgetful plus always putting himself first and as usual his answer was "sorry" like that was going to change anything. I was in rage and said some nasty things, at that point i had wished not to see him ever again.

We went home in separate cars at different times.

We were close to chevron when i saw a ghastly accident...one car was under a huge craine, another on the side of the road, burning, and his car upside down in a fence just by the road. My heart literally stopped, i couldnt breath for at least a minute, my heart was racing and i had turned green. No one could have survived this kind of accident i said to myself, my sweetheart was gone. My own wierdo, a man i love as much as i do myself. Oh my! my last words had come to pass, i woudn't be seeing him again for real. Life without him would be different with less color. I wish i could just turn back the hands of time and take it all back...i really didnt mean anything i said, i was just angry and irritated at that time.

I was in tears wrapped around my friend as she tried so hard to console me when someone tapped my shoulder....it was my sunshine. Dear God, i just stood there frozen, i opened my mouth but nothing came out...i was reaching out to hug him when i woke up and found him there, lying by my side fast asleep. I was dreaming....

It felt so real because i woke up crying and with a headache.

I went on my knees and prayed fervently...... indeed i was grateful that my baby was safe and sound and i made a promise that day, no matter how angry or upset i get...i'll rather speak as nicely as possible or not speak at all. Anyday could be our last....i love him so much to allow anything go wrong.