Sitted in a corner sipping my Martini..some dude walked up to me with the usual line "can i buy a pretty lady another drink".... why not i say. We drank, talked and we ended up in his place. It was fun. Nothing to it.
Beautiful afternoon, i was walking on the beach with my yellow 2 piece bikini, very wide hat and dark shades. It was a lovely afternoon for a stroll and i really wanted to be alone, just wanted to feel the breeze on my body and the sand through my toes...oh well, it was interupted by some kid who wandered away from his folks and was crying for help, he screamed so hard i could hardly hear myself breath, spanked him so hard....Jeez, he's taking away my moment. 'buzz off lil' one" i yelled.... . I guess we'll be watching on the 7 o'clock news "missing child"...we have heard enough of those already. What do i care, keep your babies close!
In the office, meeting with some people from South Africa about a new development we were thinking about doing with the Lagos state government. The lady from accross the table seemed very pretty...red lips, tanned skin, round bossom, long fingers and she kept winking at me. Oh well, i always thought of swinging both ways and yes, i did that night. Her fingers really came in handy.....
Jet skiing....great sport, dangerous because i can't swim but who cares, we only live once, we all get to die somehow, someday. Anyways, i prefer to do this late in the evening and well i ran over some guys in a canoe. Thank God i didn't fall off or get injured but damn, they ruined my jet ski...they should have lights, They paid dearly, i didn't care how.
Cute dude she's dating. My kind of man. He travels alot and hey so do i. We hooked up, had fun and well he's not so great in the sack. Wonder what my friend sees in him. Not so fun while it lasted. I didnt regret it. Not like she's ever going to find out anyways.
In a class of 10, everyone spoke up about there intimate issues, what keeps them going and how they go about it. I sit on hot coal to ease tension (wierd aint it) To take away pain, i endure pain...thats how i see life. Deal with it.
This are confessions of a twisted Nigerian lady. Watch out for more......
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